1 00:00:30,306 --> 00:00:32,935 - Well, Curtis, you've revised the mixture? - Yes, sir. 2 00:00:33,109 --> 00:00:36,170 With the bubbles less dense, it should be more easily disposable. 3 00:00:36,345 --> 00:00:39,543 That's fine, but not at the expense of potency. 4 00:00:39,715 --> 00:00:41,206 It must be potent. 5 00:00:41,384 --> 00:00:44,752 - Three-point-four, at least, sir. - Three-point-four, my goodness. 6 00:00:44,921 --> 00:00:48,289 Well, let's have a look, shall we? 7 00:00:49,191 --> 00:00:51,717 You in there, stop wiggling around, please. 8 00:00:52,695 --> 00:00:54,357 All right, let's get on with it. 9 00:00:54,797 --> 00:00:57,028 Let's go, Harvey. 10 00:01:36,272 --> 00:01:39,868 At 3.4, that should suffice. 11 00:01:40,042 --> 00:01:42,739 - Blow it out. Let's see what we've got. - Yes, sir. 12 00:01:42,912 --> 00:01:46,041 All right, Harvey, turn on the fans. 13 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:03,294 Excellent. Excellent. 14 00:02:03,466 --> 00:02:04,798 He dissolved beautifully. 15 00:02:27,023 --> 00:02:30,084 We figure Kuryakin was probably someplace near the Gulf of Aqaba... 16 00:02:30,259 --> 00:02:32,694 at the time his report was interrupted. 17 00:02:32,862 --> 00:02:35,457 Although the Thrush experimental lab itself... 18 00:02:35,631 --> 00:02:38,396 could be hidden in any of a hundred desert wadis... 19 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:42,299 from Mecca north to Damascus, we just don't know yet. 20 00:02:42,471 --> 00:02:45,134 Well, we'd better know, and soon. 21 00:02:56,419 --> 00:03:00,584 No horse, no provisions. What is he doing there, that one? 22 00:03:00,956 --> 00:03:04,154 Oh. Oh, so now before you rob and attack a man... 23 00:03:04,326 --> 00:03:06,761 you worry whether or not it will disturb him, huh? 24 00:03:06,929 --> 00:03:08,989 Be careful with your tongue, daughter. 25 00:03:12,168 --> 00:03:16,663 Sophie, you do not talk to me like that in front of my own men, please. 26 00:03:16,839 --> 00:03:21,777 Come on, you leave those two baboons of yours alone, they will capture each other. 27 00:04:50,232 --> 00:04:51,359 Aah! 28 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:57,902 - Take what he has and finish him. - No! 29 00:04:58,073 --> 00:05:01,202 - It was my knife that took him, he's mine. - What kind of nonsense...? 30 00:05:01,377 --> 00:05:04,313 For months you promised me a new camel, no? Huh? 31 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:05,812 All right, then, I take... 32 00:05:05,981 --> 00:05:07,609 No! 33 00:05:12,087 --> 00:05:17,390 Now. Now I take this skinny little fellow who is my property and I sell him. 34 00:05:17,893 --> 00:05:20,385 I sell him at the marketplace at Aqaba... 35 00:05:20,563 --> 00:05:23,192 and I get enough money to buy me a new camel. 36 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,197 Oh, no, woman. 37 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,131 You two, go get the horses. 38 00:05:27,303 --> 00:05:29,898 Quickly, you lizard-eyed filth. 39 00:05:30,072 --> 00:05:33,873 Sophie, the camel I did promise, yes, but not to kill a traveler. 40 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:35,841 - It is against tradition. - Hmm? 41 00:05:36,011 --> 00:05:38,810 Look at him, my daughter, look at that leg. 42 00:05:38,981 --> 00:05:40,313 So we cut off the leg. 43 00:05:40,482 --> 00:05:42,713 I sell him as is anyway, half price. 44 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:44,410 But he will bleed to death. 45 00:05:44,587 --> 00:05:49,821 So then I sell only his yellow hair and throw the rest of him away. 46 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:51,819 Here's another one. 47 00:05:51,994 --> 00:05:55,260 In not one dossier that U.N.C.L.E. possesses on Thrush personnel... 48 00:05:55,431 --> 00:05:58,595 is there any information about a man after his 65th birthday. 49 00:05:59,134 --> 00:06:02,195 So what? They probably retire them just like anybody else. 50 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:05,939 That's just it. If any of Thrush's retired personnel were still around... 51 00:06:06,108 --> 00:06:09,340 we'd have a record, wouldn't we? But we've got nothing. 52 00:06:09,945 --> 00:06:11,914 Check with Mr. Waverly, see if he's busy. 53 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:16,109 You mean when Thrush retires their personnel at 65, they make it permanent? 54 00:06:16,285 --> 00:06:18,254 Mr. Waverly, would you please? 55 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,322 You'd better inform Personnel... 56 00:06:21,490 --> 00:06:24,619 that we don't expect Mr. Kuryakin to be returning. 57 00:06:24,793 --> 00:06:27,353 Oh, he'll turn up, sir. It's only been 48 hours. 58 00:06:27,529 --> 00:06:30,931 He is pretty good at making it up as he goes along, you know. 59 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:33,660 Wishful thinking, I'm afraid. 60 00:06:33,836 --> 00:06:36,601 The Arabian desert isn't quite Palm Springs, you know. 61 00:06:39,174 --> 00:06:41,939 - Yes? - Mr. Waverly, it's me again. 62 00:06:42,344 --> 00:06:43,812 Research Department? 63 00:06:43,979 --> 00:06:45,572 Ask him about Illya. 64 00:06:45,748 --> 00:06:49,844 Good grief, woman, can't you and Mr. Solo find someone else to bother today? 65 00:06:50,019 --> 00:06:52,215 I appreciate his concern about Mr. Kuryakin... 66 00:06:52,388 --> 00:06:56,655 It's only that, sir, he thought you might talk to him for a moment about an idea... 67 00:06:56,825 --> 00:06:59,260 Young woman, as I've told you three times today... 68 00:07:00,696 --> 00:07:03,666 Uh, yes, Mr. Waverly. 69 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:07,288 Mitzi, assuming that, uh, Thrush does very 70 00:07:07,312 --> 00:07:10,467 quietly knock off its personnel at age 65... 71 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:14,872 and assuming that the prospective retirees are not aware of the fact... 72 00:07:15,044 --> 00:07:18,242 that they're going to get an unexpected death benefit... 73 00:07:18,414 --> 00:07:22,613 if we could get ahold of a little old Thrush man... 74 00:07:22,785 --> 00:07:26,347 Illya was looking for that lab where Thrush was developing a new vaporizer. 75 00:07:26,522 --> 00:07:28,548 All right, get me all of the dossiers... 76 00:07:28,724 --> 00:07:33,253 on, uh, Research and Development of Thrush personnel. 77 00:07:33,796 --> 00:07:35,856 And pray a little, Mitzi... 78 00:07:36,031 --> 00:07:41,129 that we find a nice, retiring Thrush gentleman. 79 00:08:23,979 --> 00:08:25,413 One, one. 80 00:08:25,581 --> 00:08:28,380 Floor, one, two. 81 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:29,882 Peter... 82 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:32,954 Well, Lewin. 83 00:08:33,122 --> 00:08:35,853 - Hello, Mr. Norman. - Big day, huh? 84 00:08:36,024 --> 00:08:38,186 Oh, that wasn't too bad, sir. 85 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,797 Of course, the shipment of those final chemicals for the Arabian project... 86 00:08:41,964 --> 00:08:44,729 Oh, that. That isn't quite what I meant, Lewin. 87 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:47,726 I'm sorry, sir. What did you have in mind? 88 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:51,169 Good heavens, man, have you forgotten your own retirement? 89 00:08:52,141 --> 00:08:53,575 Oh. 90 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:55,904 Uh, no, I haven't, sir. Uh... 91 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:58,570 It's just the Arabian project has been on my mind... 92 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:01,717 Ah, you forget that and relax. 93 00:09:01,884 --> 00:09:05,946 After the dinner Thrush gives you tonight, you won't have a worry in the world. 94 00:09:06,121 --> 00:09:07,612 Thank you, Mr. Norman. 95 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:12,785 - Uh, I'll be there promptly, sir. - I'll look forward to seeing you. 96 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:20,101 Unbelievable old man. 97 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:24,299 You know, we probably won't be able to kill him like the others. 98 00:09:24,473 --> 00:09:27,637 We'll have to bash him with a stick until his mainspring breaks. 99 00:09:49,364 --> 00:09:53,358 David, I really don't think we're even going to have to touch the savings. 100 00:09:53,535 --> 00:09:55,595 - Your pension should... - What about the boat? 101 00:09:55,771 --> 00:09:58,764 No, I figured that in. Oh... 102 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:02,407 Oh, David, I really can't believe it. 103 00:10:02,578 --> 00:10:06,037 Retirement. Oh... 104 00:10:06,215 --> 00:10:08,116 Yes. 105 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,878 Those were good years with Thrush. 106 00:10:12,054 --> 00:10:17,322 Watching the company grow, being a part of it all. 107 00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:21,396 David? 108 00:10:27,870 --> 00:10:30,863 - David. - Go to the bedroom and stay there. 109 00:10:31,039 --> 00:10:32,507 Mr. Lewin. 110 00:10:33,475 --> 00:10:37,537 Mr. Lewin, you're much too close to the good life for that. 111 00:10:37,713 --> 00:10:40,512 Put the gun down, please, on the desk. 112 00:10:42,651 --> 00:10:44,313 Thank you. 113 00:10:44,486 --> 00:10:48,321 Now, uh, Mr. Lewin, my crystal ball has it that Thrush is going to favor you... 114 00:10:48,490 --> 00:10:51,324 with a retirement dinner and a gold pocket watch... 115 00:10:51,493 --> 00:10:55,089 for 31 years of self-sacrificing loyalty, is that, uh, correct? 116 00:10:55,264 --> 00:10:59,167 Who are you? How did you know where I live? 117 00:10:59,334 --> 00:11:02,793 Well, ahem, when a man retires, he generally takes a trip. 118 00:11:02,971 --> 00:11:05,691 You left your address with a travel agent, I found him and found you. 119 00:11:05,841 --> 00:11:07,434 Won't you please sit down here? 120 00:11:07,609 --> 00:11:11,944 Now, as your brand-new, friendly U.N.C.L.E. insurance agent, I'd like to tell you... 121 00:11:12,114 --> 00:11:15,915 U.N.C.L.E.? Now, look, I, uh... I was in the Transportation section. 122 00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:19,020 I never... I never... At least, let my wife... 123 00:11:19,187 --> 00:11:22,783 Mr. Lewin, would you please not interrupt my sales pitch? 124 00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:26,725 Now, the moment one retires from Thrush, you not only cease to be an asset... 125 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,761 you become a distinct liability... 126 00:11:28,931 --> 00:11:33,369 because you know all those dark, dirty little secrets, don't you? 127 00:11:34,136 --> 00:11:35,934 Now, we know you're going to retire... 128 00:11:36,104 --> 00:11:39,438 but if you'll peruse this carefully-drawn file... 129 00:11:39,608 --> 00:11:43,170 I think you'll notice that they're also going to kill you. 130 00:11:44,813 --> 00:11:46,441 Go ahead, examine it. 131 00:11:46,615 --> 00:11:50,609 I'm certain you'll find U.N.C.L.E.'s fringe benefits far superior. 132 00:11:50,786 --> 00:11:52,584 Take a look, please. 133 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:56,354 Could you make me a little tea, please, Mrs. Lewin? 134 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,821 Thank you. 135 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,397 Go ahead, examine it. 136 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,137 How do you do? 137 00:12:18,313 --> 00:12:21,147 Oh, thank you very much. 138 00:12:23,552 --> 00:12:26,454 I take care of the leg. They do not cut it off. 139 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:30,384 That's very, very kind. 140 00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:31,652 Oh, no, that's business. 141 00:12:31,827 --> 00:12:34,820 One entire man buys one entire camel in Aqaba. 142 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:36,958 Aqaba. 143 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:40,466 Listen, I have to get there to send a message. It's extremely... 144 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:44,505 It would be very dangerous if you lose any more blood. 145 00:12:44,906 --> 00:12:49,776 You make no more noise, you lose no more blood, all right? 146 00:12:49,945 --> 00:12:51,436 Huh? 147 00:12:56,485 --> 00:13:00,047 But ever since Charlie Jacobs retired from Thrush... 148 00:13:00,222 --> 00:13:04,990 we've been getting postcards from Majorca about the living conditions. 149 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,858 No, no. Your friend Charlie Jacobs was assassinated... 150 00:13:09,031 --> 00:13:11,262 two days after he had his retirement dinner. 151 00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:13,698 That's his morgue photo right there. 152 00:13:19,141 --> 00:13:20,165 How did they, uh...? 153 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:23,471 They gave him a gold watch. Engraved. 154 00:13:23,645 --> 00:13:26,137 Very much as I expect they're going to give you. 155 00:13:26,782 --> 00:13:30,446 Forty-eight hours later, it blew up. 156 00:13:30,619 --> 00:13:33,111 And he was thrown halfway across the English Channel. 157 00:13:33,288 --> 00:13:35,917 But you don't understand, Mr. Solo. 158 00:13:36,091 --> 00:13:40,222 Thrush has always given David wonderful accident and health benefits... 159 00:13:40,729 --> 00:13:42,493 a stock-option plan even. 160 00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:45,799 Remember when I had that horrible appendicitis, how they...? 161 00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:48,732 Yes. SOLO: Mrs. Lewin... 162 00:13:48,904 --> 00:13:51,533 your husband is 65 years of age. 163 00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:55,474 And without our help, meaning U.N.C.L.E.'s help... 164 00:13:55,644 --> 00:14:00,014 his life expectancy on the actuarial tables is zero. 165 00:14:01,516 --> 00:14:04,008 That fact should be evident. 166 00:14:04,186 --> 00:14:06,052 Look at that. 167 00:14:07,189 --> 00:14:09,249 It is. 168 00:14:11,259 --> 00:14:14,127 After 31 years... 169 00:14:16,364 --> 00:14:18,697 What do you want me to do? 170 00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:23,134 I want the files, statistics, location... 171 00:14:23,305 --> 00:14:30,303 and all programming on the experimental Thrush vaporizer. 172 00:14:41,356 --> 00:14:45,452 Listen, I very much regret the demise of your previous camel, but... 173 00:14:47,395 --> 00:14:49,227 You mentioned other animals... 174 00:14:49,397 --> 00:14:51,866 belonging to your people have also died recently. 175 00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:55,868 And the water holes polluted and the grazing foliage rotted. 176 00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:58,905 Sometimes I think this land is cursed against us. 177 00:14:59,341 --> 00:15:01,537 And your people themselves... 178 00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:03,906 have any disappeared in the last month or so? 179 00:15:04,079 --> 00:15:06,514 What do you know about that? 180 00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:09,984 How many men have you lost? 181 00:15:10,152 --> 00:15:14,749 Seven, the first one two months ago. But what is that to you? 182 00:15:14,923 --> 00:15:17,757 - Guinea pigs for Thrush. - What? What are you saying there? 183 00:15:17,926 --> 00:15:20,760 There's something going on that you ought to know about. 184 00:15:20,929 --> 00:15:23,660 - What? - I think you shut up now... 185 00:15:23,832 --> 00:15:25,596 so you don't confuse anyone. 186 00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:27,895 You're the chief of this tribe, aren't you? 187 00:15:28,069 --> 00:15:30,515 If you lead me to Aqaba, I will help you... 188 00:15:30,539 --> 00:15:33,064 You'll get to Aqaba, skinny little fellow... 189 00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:37,178 when you are healthy enough to bring me a good price. Eat. Eat. 190 00:15:37,345 --> 00:15:40,144 I can help you get rid of the misfortunes that your people... 191 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,807 Sulador does not require assistance. 192 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,475 I do not like you. 193 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:47,122 You give me indigestion with your busy mouth. 194 00:15:47,289 --> 00:15:51,021 You give me indigestion again, I rip out your stomach. 195 00:16:06,741 --> 00:16:10,940 And in return for the file on the vaporizer and its location... 196 00:16:11,112 --> 00:16:12,910 U.N.C.L.E. will guarantee... 197 00:16:13,081 --> 00:16:16,381 Safety to live out your retirement years in peace. 198 00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:19,885 Now, where is the file? 199 00:16:22,123 --> 00:16:26,356 I never was a very important Thrush operative, Mr. Solo. 200 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:31,125 The Transportation Department is what one might call overhead... 201 00:16:31,299 --> 00:16:33,268 but I am a highly-trained one. 202 00:16:33,435 --> 00:16:36,928 May I have your U.N.C.L.E. pocket communicator, please? 203 00:16:37,105 --> 00:16:38,733 My...? 204 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,775 If I told you the location of the file... 205 00:16:45,947 --> 00:16:48,712 what's to prevent you or a superior that you report to... 206 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:51,854 from going there and getting it and leaving me high and dry? 207 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:55,957 No, Mr. Solo, you and I will go there together. 208 00:16:56,124 --> 00:17:01,563 I to my dinner and you to get the file. It's the same place. 209 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,859 If we come out of this alive, then, uh, you'll get this back. 210 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,632 I'd appreciate it. 211 00:17:07,168 --> 00:17:11,572 Hazel, will you phone a tuxedo shop for Mr. Solo? 212 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,039 I'm a perfect 39, Hazel. 213 00:17:17,712 --> 00:17:20,614 There's one condition, I don't want my wife exposed to danger. 214 00:17:20,782 --> 00:17:24,310 Now, she gets to a safe place before you and I go anywhere. 215 00:17:24,486 --> 00:17:26,546 All right, agreed. 216 00:17:26,721 --> 00:17:28,849 Now, the Thrush office... 217 00:17:29,024 --> 00:17:32,290 is, I think you'll find, in a usual building... 218 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:37,831 but in a rather unusual spot in that building. 219 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:43,329 Have you ever noticed that in most hotels and office buildings... 220 00:17:43,505 --> 00:17:46,100 there's no 13th floor? 221 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:49,005 Same thing applies to the building Thrush has been using. 222 00:17:49,177 --> 00:17:52,670 The public elevator goes from the 12th floor to the 14th floor. 223 00:17:52,847 --> 00:17:56,841 No one even wonders whether there's a 13th floor. 224 00:17:57,018 --> 00:17:59,487 Well, there is, Mr. Solo. 225 00:17:59,821 --> 00:18:03,223 And every single day, at least until we move to a new location... 226 00:18:03,391 --> 00:18:07,260 a few hundred people blithely travel up and down the public elevator... 227 00:18:07,429 --> 00:18:10,490 directly past a major Thrush nerve center. 228 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:18,835 Now, Mr. Solo, I'll show you a more private elevator. 229 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:18,326 Here's the map I drew so you'll know where to go. 230 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,963 Now you stay here out of sight. 231 00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:25,835 In exactly three minutes, I'll send the elevator down for you. 232 00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:28,101 Oh, from this point on, I don't know you. 233 00:19:28,276 --> 00:19:29,744 I never heard of you. 234 00:19:29,911 --> 00:19:32,802 If you're discovered, then I'll be screaming 235 00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:35,543 for your head just like the rest of them. 236 00:19:49,631 --> 00:19:52,362 Ah, the guest of honor. 237 00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:55,527 Nice to see you, Lewin. 238 00:19:55,703 --> 00:19:57,865 But where is Mrs. Lewin? 239 00:19:58,039 --> 00:20:00,133 I'm afraid that's why I'm late, sir. 240 00:20:00,308 --> 00:20:02,971 Um, her arthritis was just... 241 00:20:03,144 --> 00:20:05,841 - She gets it down this arm... - That's unfortunate. 242 00:20:06,014 --> 00:20:08,040 That's unfortunate. At any rate... 243 00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:11,345 George, would you take care of our guest of honor? 244 00:20:11,519 --> 00:20:14,921 - Hello, David, so nice to see you. - Thank you. 245 00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:33,473 Ladies and gentlemen, into the main salon, if you will. 246 00:20:33,908 --> 00:20:35,308 Time for the festivities. 247 00:20:44,385 --> 00:20:48,550 Hi. Listen, did you ever see anything...? Look, isn't that the oddest...? 248 00:21:23,691 --> 00:21:26,889 Uh, guard, this door was supposed to be left open, why wasn't it? 249 00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:30,190 Well, sir, I don't know. Nobody said anything to me about it. 250 00:21:30,365 --> 00:21:32,732 Well, I'm saying something. Open it. 251 00:21:32,901 --> 00:21:34,802 Yes, sir. 252 00:21:37,472 --> 00:21:42,376 Uh, if you don't mind, sir, perhaps I'd better check first with Mr. Norman. 253 00:21:42,544 --> 00:21:45,241 All right, uh, I'll walk along with you. 254 00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:44,937 Oh, by the way, Lewin, you know, you were right, as usual. 255 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,898 We do have a problem with the Arabian chemicals. 256 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:51,342 Johnson will be flying me down there tonight right after dinner. 257 00:22:51,512 --> 00:22:54,846 Oh, as a matter of fact, George, telephone Rockaway... 258 00:22:55,016 --> 00:22:57,576 make sure my plane's ready. 259 00:23:01,990 --> 00:23:03,788 Oh, and George... 260 00:23:03,958 --> 00:23:06,120 Excuse me. 261 00:23:10,898 --> 00:23:15,165 I sent Johnson to check on the validity of Mrs. Lewin's arthritic absence. 262 00:23:15,336 --> 00:23:16,827 He hasn't come back. 263 00:23:17,005 --> 00:23:20,339 Probably nothing, but keep an eye out for him, will you? 264 00:23:25,747 --> 00:23:27,773 How's it going? 265 00:23:55,576 --> 00:23:58,341 Talk, talk, talk. 266 00:24:25,073 --> 00:24:29,704 I did not tell you to stand up, that leg has value to me. 267 00:24:37,752 --> 00:24:40,984 Why did you take that bucket from me? 268 00:24:41,155 --> 00:24:42,155 Huh? 269 00:24:43,624 --> 00:24:46,594 To be polite, you silly little girl. 270 00:24:46,761 --> 00:24:49,629 And before you open that nasty, flapping mouth of yours... 271 00:24:49,797 --> 00:24:54,326 I suggest that you study up a bit on that trivial amenity called courtesy. 272 00:24:54,502 --> 00:24:58,598 No wonder you're still unmarried at your age. Oh! 273 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,435 Ow! 274 00:25:04,278 --> 00:25:08,943 You. You with the pale blue eyes and the golden hair. 275 00:25:09,117 --> 00:25:10,585 Oh, yes, the hair. Ha-ha! 276 00:25:10,752 --> 00:25:13,187 You know what those hags are saying about you? 277 00:25:13,354 --> 00:25:16,756 They're saying that you remind them of another blond young fellow... 278 00:25:16,924 --> 00:25:21,589 who came a long time ago from far away, from out west. 279 00:25:21,763 --> 00:25:24,426 A great warrior who never wore a uniform. 280 00:25:24,599 --> 00:25:29,367 He came to liberate the desert and to glorify our tribes. 281 00:25:29,537 --> 00:25:30,537 Ha-ha-ha! 282 00:25:30,705 --> 00:25:34,836 You. You, the filthy hero of Arabia. 283 00:25:42,216 --> 00:25:45,084 Your, uh... Your supper is cooked. 284 00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:47,552 Better come and eat. 285 00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:50,824 You're too skinny. 286 00:25:59,967 --> 00:26:03,734 And yet, my friends, when all is said and done... 287 00:26:03,905 --> 00:26:05,533 there still remains the fact... 288 00:26:05,706 --> 00:26:08,699 that after 31 years of devotion and service... 289 00:26:08,876 --> 00:26:11,243 David Lewin is leaving us. 290 00:26:11,412 --> 00:26:13,813 And so to you, David Lewin... 291 00:26:13,981 --> 00:26:19,750 to whatever far places the winds of time may blow you. 292 00:26:26,894 --> 00:26:28,988 Arabia was starving... 293 00:26:29,897 --> 00:26:32,389 pinioned under the cruelty of the Turkish thumb. 294 00:26:35,770 --> 00:26:39,639 It was then that my father came to your people. 295 00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:44,308 It was then that my father and the great Prince Faisal... 296 00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:49,042 did bring together all the hitherto divergent tribes in the desert. 297 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:57,687 Donning the white burnoose of your people... 298 00:26:58,092 --> 00:27:03,053 to hide the yellow of his hair and the foreign pallor of his skin... 299 00:27:03,731 --> 00:27:09,762 he made of your people a great mobile army. 300 00:27:10,438 --> 00:27:12,634 A massive unit of Arabian steel... 301 00:27:12,807 --> 00:27:15,709 descending out of the dunes in a shrieking scourge... 302 00:27:15,877 --> 00:27:18,210 to wreak havoc upon the enemy. 303 00:27:18,613 --> 00:27:22,914 And the enemy knew him well, my father. 304 00:27:24,619 --> 00:27:27,384 And the world came to know him well too. 305 00:27:28,022 --> 00:27:33,654 This quiet, complex, blond young man in Arabia. 306 00:27:34,629 --> 00:27:36,427 And at the end of it all... 307 00:27:36,597 --> 00:27:38,657 after Aqaba... 308 00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:41,064 after the steaming hell of the Sinai... 309 00:27:41,235 --> 00:27:46,264 and the cutting of the railways at Mafraq and Arar and Mezerib... 310 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,274 after all this... 311 00:27:49,610 --> 00:27:54,674 my father gave back to the tribes, back to Arabia, the greatest gift of all: 312 00:27:56,117 --> 00:28:00,578 Damascus, the jeweled city. 313 00:28:05,293 --> 00:28:09,856 And my father's labor was done. 314 00:28:21,809 --> 00:28:24,142 Truly, he is the son of Lawrence. 315 00:28:32,053 --> 00:28:38,254 In time of trouble, ignorant people grab too anxiously at the straws of hope. 316 00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:42,386 What they see in that young man diminishes my leadership. 317 00:28:42,797 --> 00:28:47,997 Tonight, when my daughter sleeps, you will take him far into the desert... 318 00:28:48,169 --> 00:28:51,435 and you will return without him. 319 00:28:53,007 --> 00:28:54,999 All right, speak to me, musclehead. 320 00:28:55,176 --> 00:28:59,011 Now, do we get that steel bathtub open or do I perform a messy frontal lobotomy? 321 00:29:00,348 --> 00:29:04,149 But I don't know. I couldn't open it no matter what. 322 00:29:04,318 --> 00:29:06,753 All right, who could open it? Who? 323 00:29:06,921 --> 00:29:10,016 Mr. Norman. He's the only one that has the combination. 324 00:29:10,191 --> 00:29:12,717 All right, you're going out to that intercom system... 325 00:29:12,893 --> 00:29:14,953 and you're going to page your Mr. Norman. 326 00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:17,860 Keep in mind that behind you is one very well-dressed... 327 00:29:18,032 --> 00:29:20,661 and very nervous homicidal maniac. 328 00:29:21,268 --> 00:29:23,100 Get up. 329 00:29:24,872 --> 00:29:27,933 I don't care what it involves, arrange for in-flight refueling. 330 00:29:28,109 --> 00:29:31,546 Mr. Norman's plane will leave directly for Arabia. 331 00:29:42,890 --> 00:29:44,518 Red warning. Red warning. 332 00:29:44,692 --> 00:29:48,094 Seal all exits, vents and ducts, we've got a trespasser. 333 00:29:48,262 --> 00:29:50,163 Come on, up. 334 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:17,989 Uninvited guest, sir. He clobbered Johnson and... 335 00:30:18,159 --> 00:30:20,060 Where's the corridor guard? 336 00:30:20,227 --> 00:30:23,288 Spread out, units of two. 337 00:30:33,574 --> 00:30:35,736 No one in here. 338 00:30:45,453 --> 00:30:47,649 You forgot to mention they have a steel vault. 339 00:30:47,822 --> 00:30:51,281 Norman's going to the Arabian station tonight, Rockaway Airport. 340 00:30:51,459 --> 00:30:53,553 Well, that's some help. Let's get out of here. 341 00:30:53,728 --> 00:30:55,788 No, no. No, I'm frightened. 342 00:30:55,963 --> 00:30:57,363 - Come on. - Here, you take this. 343 00:30:57,531 --> 00:30:58,863 - Come on. - No. Leave me alone. 344 00:30:59,033 --> 00:31:02,492 You get out of here. Leave me alone. 345 00:31:07,641 --> 00:31:12,773 Be sure. Check all air conditioning vents and generator room. 346 00:31:12,947 --> 00:31:16,475 Well, whoever he is, he didn't come in with one of us. 347 00:31:16,650 --> 00:31:19,449 Who was the last guest to arrive? 348 00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:20,883 Lewin. 349 00:31:21,055 --> 00:31:23,957 Lewin, who arrived late and alone. 350 00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:25,821 There's the guard. 351 00:31:25,993 --> 00:31:27,188 You, guard. 352 00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:55,967 I Assume you're standing rather unhappily... 353 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:57,819 at the kitchen door right now... 354 00:31:57,992 --> 00:32:00,223 wondering if there's another way out. 355 00:32:00,394 --> 00:32:01,953 There isn't one, I'm afraid. 356 00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:04,724 You see, I sealed the door electrically from up here. 357 00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:08,962 Why don't you make yourself a sandwich? I'll be right down. 358 00:33:35,256 --> 00:33:37,282 Stop it! 359 00:33:37,925 --> 00:33:40,224 Stop it, I say! 360 00:33:40,394 --> 00:33:43,455 Did I send you to attack my own daughter, you insect-ridden slime? 361 00:33:43,631 --> 00:33:48,160 You send these two ridiculous creatures to take my property? 362 00:33:51,338 --> 00:33:53,807 Why, Papa? Why? 363 00:33:54,808 --> 00:33:57,607 Perhaps it is because the great Sulador is afraid. 364 00:34:03,951 --> 00:34:06,682 Why else would he send this scum to snuff me out? 365 00:34:10,057 --> 00:34:12,219 It is because he is afraid... 366 00:34:12,393 --> 00:34:17,161 that I, and not he, am able to lead you against this evil thing... 367 00:34:17,331 --> 00:34:21,098 that has killed your men and your grazing stock... 368 00:34:21,402 --> 00:34:22,802 and led you to ruin. 369 00:34:23,804 --> 00:34:27,707 You may lead my people, foreigner, if you remain alive to do so. 370 00:34:27,875 --> 00:34:28,968 Woman, kindle the fire. 371 00:34:29,143 --> 00:34:31,544 - Papa, ple... - See to it! 372 00:34:31,812 --> 00:34:36,250 And all of you shall judge the merits of him who would usurp my authority... 373 00:34:36,417 --> 00:34:39,319 as soon as the weapons have been prepared. 374 00:34:54,101 --> 00:34:57,094 Well. Well, we're moving soon anyway. 375 00:34:57,271 --> 00:35:01,436 Johnson, I hope you're sufficiently recovered to fly my plane. 376 00:35:02,242 --> 00:35:05,406 We wouldn't want to endanger our passenger's life. 377 00:35:05,579 --> 00:35:08,572 I should just toss you to Thrush Central, you know? 378 00:35:08,749 --> 00:35:10,911 Let them peel your skin off. 379 00:35:11,085 --> 00:35:14,146 Unfortunately, your treason would reflect on my own record. 380 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:16,415 But why take me to Arabia? 381 00:35:16,590 --> 00:35:20,789 Mr. Lewin, we have some in-flight chatting to do, you and I... 382 00:35:20,961 --> 00:35:24,489 regarding your final retirement. 383 00:35:46,086 --> 00:35:51,286 You know, our experimental vaporizer might well use another guinea pig... 384 00:35:51,458 --> 00:35:54,553 with which to test its potency. 385 00:35:54,728 --> 00:36:00,395 And Lewin, you did engender a security leak. 386 00:36:00,567 --> 00:36:02,763 Mr. Norman, please. 387 00:36:02,936 --> 00:36:04,564 On the other hand... 388 00:36:04,738 --> 00:36:08,834 you could choose to tell me the nature of your disgusting conduct... 389 00:36:09,009 --> 00:36:12,036 what that U.N.C.L.E. agent was seeking. 390 00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:15,706 The Arabian file. 391 00:36:15,883 --> 00:36:17,875 - What? - Well, they know about the vaporizer. 392 00:36:18,052 --> 00:36:19,645 - And the new location? - Well, I... 393 00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:22,813 - Lewin! - I don't know how much they know... 394 00:36:22,990 --> 00:36:24,982 sir. 395 00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:28,419 I see. 396 00:36:29,663 --> 00:36:35,796 Well, well, it seems that an ounce of prevention is in order. 397 00:36:35,969 --> 00:36:38,404 I'll have the vaporizer moved to a new location... 398 00:36:38,572 --> 00:36:41,804 before an U.N.C.L.E. attack can even be mounted. 399 00:36:43,377 --> 00:36:45,676 Thank you, Lewin. 400 00:36:47,848 --> 00:36:51,444 How original. Red-hot pokers. 401 00:36:53,287 --> 00:36:55,483 You see? You see? 402 00:36:55,656 --> 00:37:00,321 My father binds his own legs so as not to win by an advantage, hmm? 403 00:37:00,494 --> 00:37:04,625 - If you should do harm to Sulador, I... - A skinny little fellow like me? 404 00:37:04,798 --> 00:37:07,597 Why don't you take that sparsely furnished mind of yours... 405 00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:10,863 and go and join the other elderly unmarried women? 406 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:31,550 You're not to kill him, you understand? 407 00:37:32,493 --> 00:37:36,362 I mean, after all, he is my possession. 408 00:37:36,697 --> 00:37:39,895 And if you think I'm gonna wait six months for my new camel... 409 00:37:40,067 --> 00:37:41,262 Enough! 410 00:37:41,435 --> 00:37:44,132 This is no minor affair. 411 00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:05,144 Does Sulador yield? 412 00:39:05,319 --> 00:39:07,151 Yield? 413 00:39:07,321 --> 00:39:09,790 I am not so small a man, foreigner. 414 00:39:10,457 --> 00:39:13,291 No, Sulador does not yield. 415 00:39:57,037 --> 00:39:59,973 The wound should be redressed. 416 00:40:05,545 --> 00:40:09,312 It is a brave thing to throw victory away... 417 00:40:10,050 --> 00:40:12,884 to let an adversary live. 418 00:40:20,260 --> 00:40:21,956 My people will follow you. 419 00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:24,655 I, Sulador, shall decree it. 420 00:40:28,869 --> 00:40:33,807 In two hours, the light will come. You rest till then. 421 00:40:34,908 --> 00:40:37,707 The girl would like to help with the leg. 422 00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:55,391 All right, I'll meet him as soon as he lands. 423 00:40:56,196 --> 00:40:59,394 Spit and polish in here for the next couple of hours, gentlemen. 424 00:40:59,566 --> 00:41:01,194 We're having visitors. 425 00:41:07,307 --> 00:41:08,673 Oh. 426 00:41:09,276 --> 00:41:11,541 You feel good? 427 00:41:11,712 --> 00:41:13,704 I feel good, thank you. 428 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,817 Here. Here is the white burnoose of the leader. 429 00:41:17,984 --> 00:41:20,112 Sulador gives it. 430 00:41:20,287 --> 00:41:21,949 Thank you. 431 00:41:22,122 --> 00:41:25,149 I shall try to wear it with honor. 432 00:41:25,992 --> 00:41:28,552 You tell Sulador to pick his best men. 433 00:41:28,729 --> 00:41:33,064 If they're having visitors, they'll be opening those steel doors of theirs. 434 00:42:00,293 --> 00:42:02,285 - Mr. Norman... - My aide is still in the plane. 435 00:42:02,629 --> 00:42:05,098 Tell your men he'll be following with a prisoner. 436 00:42:08,435 --> 00:42:09,733 Let's go, Lewin. 437 00:42:09,903 --> 00:42:13,772 They're not gonna hold those doors open for us any longer. 438 00:42:16,810 --> 00:42:17,810 How did you get here? 439 00:42:17,978 --> 00:42:20,846 Make up your mind. At least with me, you've got some chance. 440 00:42:21,014 --> 00:42:24,473 - What? - All right, they haven't seen him... 441 00:42:24,651 --> 00:42:28,588 so until we're inside, I'm he and you're my little Thrush prisoner. 442 00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:30,690 - Inside? - Give me a hand with him. 443 00:42:30,857 --> 00:42:35,056 I wanna get a shot at that vaporizer. Let's get his clothes off. 444 00:42:51,678 --> 00:42:55,308 So with the potency at 3.4, we're able to get the vaporization going much... 445 00:42:55,482 --> 00:43:01,718 Captain, I am trying to impress upon you the urgency of this matter. 446 00:43:01,888 --> 00:43:05,347 - The vaporizer must be moved. - There's no need to shout, Mr. Norman. 447 00:43:05,525 --> 00:43:07,153 This is a small station. 448 00:43:07,327 --> 00:43:10,456 - I just don't have the authority to... - Captain! 449 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:14,590 You don't have the time to get the authority from Thrush Central... 450 00:43:14,768 --> 00:43:16,964 your mother or anybody else. 451 00:43:17,404 --> 00:43:21,398 I take full responsibility. 452 00:43:24,878 --> 00:43:26,278 Attention, all personnel... 453 00:43:26,446 --> 00:43:29,211 this is emergency evacuation K-D, effect immediate. 454 00:43:29,382 --> 00:43:32,216 Repeat, effect immediate. 455 00:43:35,288 --> 00:43:37,848 Now, as to that remark about my mother, Mr. Norman... 456 00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:03,514 Whoever belongs to that plane will have to come out sooner or later. 457 00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:07,347 And when those steel doors open: 458 00:44:21,835 --> 00:44:24,566 All right, stay here where you won't be underfoot. 459 00:44:24,738 --> 00:44:26,468 Go on. 460 00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:31,011 Is that somebody's children having a Halloween party? 461 00:44:31,177 --> 00:44:33,578 No, no. They're intermolecular. 462 00:44:33,747 --> 00:44:37,514 The engineers use them for, uh, protection against the vaporizer. 463 00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:54,567 Now. 464 00:44:59,706 --> 00:45:01,299 Get inside. - Open fire. 465 00:45:23,463 --> 00:45:26,126 Follow that Kuryakin. 466 00:45:36,776 --> 00:45:38,711 Get the door closed. 467 00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:56,862 Turn around. Use the vaporizer. 468 00:45:57,030 --> 00:45:58,396 - But our own men... - Use it! 469 00:45:58,565 --> 00:46:01,399 I'll close the entrance doors from the control panel. 470 00:46:48,815 --> 00:46:52,343 No. Stay with it, David, you're doing great. 471 00:47:56,616 --> 00:48:00,314 Whoever you are, my friend, I should like to thank you. 472 00:48:08,361 --> 00:48:11,854 I should have known who it was when I saw you trip over you own feet. 473 00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:20,869 Gee, I wish I had a dress like that. 474 00:48:25,478 --> 00:48:28,038 I guess U.N.C.L.E. owes you and Mrs. Lewin a boat... 475 00:48:28,214 --> 00:48:30,445 with a lot of anonymity to sail it around in. 476 00:48:30,617 --> 00:48:33,746 Well, we'd be most grateful, Mr. Solo. 477 00:48:35,355 --> 00:48:39,053 I look for skinny young man with yellow hair. 478 00:48:39,225 --> 00:48:41,660 You've seen him? 479 00:48:41,828 --> 00:48:43,353 Uh, well, I... 480 00:48:43,530 --> 00:48:45,294 He is one of us now, we keep him. 481 00:48:45,465 --> 00:48:47,161 Uh, I keep him. 482 00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:48,460 Oh, you keep him? I see. 483 00:48:48,635 --> 00:48:53,471 Well, I think that limping bunny there is, uh, the one you, um... 484 00:48:55,041 --> 00:48:57,306 Right there. Excuse. 485 00:48:58,411 --> 00:49:00,039 Very disturbed young man.